who knows more facts about men?

men like to barbecue. men will cook if danger is involved

men who have pierced eras are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry

marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. in a world where there are more women then men, it pays to recycle

men are very confident people. usually they are so confident that when they watch sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team

men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. not being the first is upsetting to their psyches

the way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else

a good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. these men usually have jobs and bathe

men love watches with multiple functions, preferably ones that have a combination address book, telescope and piano

men are sensitive in strange ways. if a man built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally

men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax

men have an easier time buying bathing suits

women have two types of bathing suit available to them: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy

women take clothing much ore seriously than men. Men never walk into a party and say ‘oh, my god, I’m so embarrassed…get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.’

Most men **** to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious

The cocoon to butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports

When four or more women get together, they talk about men

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem

‘get out’ and ‘I never want to see you again’ might sound like a challenge. However, one of the most effective calls is, ‘I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.’

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes

Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something form his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. with female menopause you gain weight and get hot flushes. With male menopause you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays I sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony

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